August 12, 2009

Most Gangstaaa Album Artwork Ever

As Lemar once famously said ‘if there’s any justice in this world…’ referring, obviously, to Bird Grave’s ‘Most Gangstaaa Album Artwork Ever’ award. The reason for Lemar’s distress was due to a certain artiste by the name of ‘Trina’…

‘Trina’s’ thought-provoking album ‘Da Baddest Bitch’ was considered too self-indulgent and experimental for some, but revered by high intellectuals as a masterpiece. Something that nobody questioned was the fact that the artwork was, quite frankly, rather Gangstaaa…

However, Trina’s a MASSIVE SLAG (as you can see) and so cannot be counted in such a prestigious and traditional competition as this (hence Lemar’s tuneful moanings).

Arguably more Gangstaa anyway is Swamp (no relation to Snoop) Dogg’s classic LP ‘If I Ever Kiss It…He Can Kiss It Goodbye!’ and whilst the ‘it’ in question is one of much debate (further reading: Richard Dawkin’s ‘Delusional Dogging: Modern Interpretations of Swamp Dogg’) there’s no doubt about the sheer badass quality that Swamp possesses.

The lips just cry out: ‘LICK ME!’. With pleasure Mr Dogg, with pleasure…

COMING SOON: The Most Swiney Album Artwork Ever

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