PAEDO BUBBLEMAN STRIKES AGAIN!
Updated report: Samsam is officially the 21st century’s answer to the Pied Piper of Hamlin. More than twelve year seven school students from a local primary have gone missing in what police are calling a ‘massive fucking bubble’. When questioned chief constable Barry Suds said ‘Samsam is out of control. I warned the government that this time of incident was waiting to happen, but my proposals for fairy liquid rationing were sadly turned down and now society is paying for it!’
Our hearts go out to the families of the ‘Samsam Twelve’, all of whom are now missing, presumed frothy.
