‘Bubbleologist Samsam Bubbleman blows the world’s largest free-floating soap bubble’
This, kind sir and gentile readers, is a complete and utter disgrace. Obscene, gratuitous and downright filthy behaviour from a man who should know better- Mr Samsam Bubbleman.
I’m sure you’re all as appalled by this ghastly sight as I am. When I first saw Samsam’s monstrosity it was like lemon juice being poured into my veins- I was filled with bitterness (whilst also being strangely aroused).
Not only does he have the cheek to add a superflous extra ‘sam’ to his name, but he also disguises his favourite smutty pastime with the professional tag of ‘bubbleologist’
I bubbleoLOLogisted at that.
The crux of the matter, the epicenter of the problem if you will, is that his bubbles are just FAR to big. My little boy- Tommy, aged 5 (an avid bubbler)- cried when he saw the sheer volume of Samsam’s gas-filled spherical cavities- how was he to compete?
Now Tommy’s on the streets, addicted to crack, father of three.
Are you happy Samsam Bubbleman?
Maureen Coyton, Daily Mail Letter Of The Week (9/8/09)
