August 8, 2009

The methods you see pictured above are two variants on the directorial command commonly known as ‘Hey Cameraboy, get me that shot, pronto!’

Whilst some complain that Method 1 (‘The Twat’) is somewhat self-indulgent, others feel that it is a necessity for any aspiring filmmaker.

Method 2 (‘The Drunkard’) has a more practical usage, with the main disadvantage being that others often suspect you may have Myxomatosis.

You choose your method, but be careful- carnage may ensue.

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