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Bird Grave
or : Snap, Crackle and Two Smoking Barrels
Albums ‘o 2010
Some said it came too late. Others said no one cared. It happened anyway.
20 albums what were good in 2010 because everyone cares what I think:
1.Deerhunter - Halcyon Digest
2.LCD Soundsystem - This is happening
3.Crystal Castles - Crystal Castles
4.Trent Reznor & Co. - The Social Network OST
5.Grinderman - Grinderman 2
6.Big Boi - Sir Lucious Left Foot…
7.Beach House - Teen Dream
8.Best Coast - Crazy For You
9.These New Puritans - Hidden
10.Joanna Newsom - Have One On Me
11.Foals - Total Life Forever
12.The Morning Benders - Big Echo
13.Sleigh Bells - Treats
14.Arcade Fire - The Suburbs
15.Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
16.The Chemical Brothers - Further
17.Janelle Monae - The Archandroid
18.Gorillaz - The Fall
19.Gil Scott-Heron - I’m New Here
20.The Fall - Your Future Our Clutter
Top 13 Films of 2010
I keep on getting inundated with fans asking for my top films of the year, so here goes…in a sort of order. It’s top thirteen too. Just to be kooky.
1. A Prophet
2. Enter The Void
3. Toy Story 3
4. Somewhere
5. Scott Pilgrim Versus The World
6. Inception
7. The Social Network
8. Winter’s Bone
9.The Illusionist
10. Four Lions
11. Another Year
12. The Kids Are Alright
13. Kick-Ass
Alexander Robotnick is a man who finds poetry in the everyday. Concise poetry albeit, but poetry nonetheless. Generally this poetry is underpinned with Krazy Phunk Beatz as demonstrated in his (somehow still unreleased) track ‘Can I have an ashtray?’.
He’s also very fit.
Was this ever really allowed?
The Question On Everybody’s Mind.
Having returned from the cinema to watch Inception, you can imagine my delight to find a like-minded individual on IMDB posing the question we all wanted to ask. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1375666/board/thread/167703487?d=167703487&p=1#167703487
Freedom. Horrible freedom.
I’ve officially got NOTHING to do until at least September, and perhaps even for a year after that, and I’m not sure I like it. Asking me to try and live in the real world is like asking Michael Barrymore to come to your dinner party; it’s unpleasant, and somebody’s going to end up dead.
The upshot of all this AWFUL, REPULSIVE free time is that I might write things down more often, because I’m all grown up now, and that’s what they do, right?
New Years Resolutions
1. Reinvent the wheel. (It’s outdated as hell.)
2. Find out who my real parents are.
3. Get excommunicated.
4. Enslave women in my latest contraption (see below)
I shall keep you informed on my progress.
Poetry Corner
Letter From A Lonely Midget
I am thinking of starting a website,
For elderly men of a similar height,
To pitifully wallow in their plight,
And bemoan with spite,
About how everything is shite,
And I wondered if you might,
Be interested.
Best Christian Album Cover
Jeff from Wyoming sums up this album perfectly: ”It’s pretty amazing that they were able to get Al Davis to record with them!”.
The album cover manages to capture two of the Christian Crusaders with their eyes closed (this is presumably symbolism) and we are still unsure whether the person at the back is a dwarf or just has no knees. Mix that with the lighting, the beautiful outfits and you have yourself one fine Christian album cover. Jesus himself would have been proud.
